Archive for November 1st, 2007

like Knocked Up, without the freaky plastic belly

What was up with that shoddy piece of prosthetic crap, anyway?  It might have helped if she put on some upper arm fat or grew some cankles, but that plastic stomach was awful.
But I digress.  Ahem.  I’m trying to get pregnant.  I think if I ever want to make friends in suburbia, I’ll need a [...]

kickin’ ass and takin’ names

That is just what I’m attempting to do with everything in my life that isn’t going quite right, and it’s what I intend to name my nanowrimo novel.  Mostly because I find it hilarious.  And I like to cuss. 
Now, the truth is I’ve tried to write a novel before, and it hasn’t really worked out.  [...]