Archive for November, 2007
Nov
Nov
Novel schmovel
Wow–this novelling thing is damn easy. One day and 2200 words in, and I’m feeling great. When the block sets in (i’m taking bets–odds are I won’t make it to thanksgiving) it is going to be PAINFUL, because I am currently riding the biggest wave of hubris eva, as I dream of coasting in on [...]
Nov
Nov
like Knocked Up, without the freaky plastic belly
What was up with that shoddy piece of prosthetic crap, anyway? It might have helped if she put on some upper arm fat or grew some cankles, but that plastic stomach was awful.
But I digress. Ahem. I’m trying to get pregnant. I think if I ever want to make friends in suburbia, I’ll need a [...]
Nov
Nov
kickin’ ass and takin’ names
That is just what I’m attempting to do with everything in my life that isn’t going quite right, and it’s what I intend to name my nanowrimo novel. Mostly because I find it hilarious. And I like to cuss.
Now, the truth is I’ve tried to write a novel before, and it hasn’t really worked out. [...]