Archive for the ‘Hiya’ Category

lazy saturday

I was so looking forward to this weekend, but now that it’s here, I forget why.  All i’ve got ahead of me is dirty laundry and dishes, and a “bachelor” party for a female friend of mine who doesn’t like me much.  I’m not so certain why I rsvp’d, only that it sounded like a [...]

like Knocked Up, without the freaky plastic belly

What was up with that shoddy piece of prosthetic crap, anyway?  It might have helped if she put on some upper arm fat or grew some cankles, but that plastic stomach was awful.
But I digress.  Ahem.  I’m trying to get pregnant.  I think if I ever want to make friends in suburbia, I’ll need a [...]

hello world, take 2

I’ve been putting off updating and advertising my blog around the interwebs because I’m not quite happy with my masthead.  Because that was a very convenient excuse that could take months to repair.  I want to blog, I swear, but it is a committment, particularly now that I have a reader (hi Jay!)…other than my [...]

NaBloPoMo!

Because writing a novel in 30 days just isn’t enough to drive me bat-shit crazy.

NaNoWriMo!

My husband found my last post a little bit too booze-houndy, “Leaving Las Vegas” depressing.  And since he’s curretnly the only one reading my blog, I figured I’d better bow to the pressures of my readership and jazz it up a bit.  Fortunately, a friend of ours gave me somethign to be UBER excited about: [...]

Hello world, indeed.

Hey.  Hi.  Yeah, you.  ‘Zup?
Thanks to the bounty of the interwebs, here I am in all my glory, prepared to pour my heart onto the page (or screen, as it were) for your entertainment and, ultimately, to provide you with daily affirmation that yes, someone out there is far more crazy/plagued by poor body image/bored/whiny/self-absorbed [...]